roses are red
violets are blue
you have a nice face
father my children
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
interviewer: who do you love most in the band?
i hope when harry was at the gym in his snapback he was lifting weights and he lifted one that was too heavy and he was stuck under it for hours yelling for help, because that’s what it’s like being a one direction fan