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get up

go to school

do your homework

wash the dishes

pay attention

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roses are red

violets are blue

you have a nice face

father my children

chesnips:

maahamburger:

you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it

would you like a better deal on your car insurance

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math teacher: *writes an equation on the board*
math teacher: alright class where have we seen this before?
me: my nightmares

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interviewer: who do you love most in the band? 

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butthurtbandboys:

i hope when harry was at the gym in his snapback he was lifting weights and he lifted one that was too heavy and he was stuck under it for hours yelling for help, because that’s what it’s like being a one direction fan

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY